Not Killin’ It Today chords

F#m                  E    
Accidentally made a joke that killed your boner
      B
And I woke up so hungover
       D                   E
And I didn’t even drink so much last night
     F#m                         E
And I hurt your feelings on the phone ‘cause I’m pmsing
          B 
And you sent the sweetest message
      D                   E                     D
I forgot to reply and I couldn't even tell you why

                E                                    F#m
Most days I’m hilarious, confident, and I don’t get jealous
   B                 F#m
And I'm sexy and I'm fun
D                E                                 F#m
Most days I'm affectionate and I love you like I invented it
   B                  F#m   B
I'm not usually this dumb, but

   A                     C#
I’m just not killin’ it today
                    F#m
No, today is not my day
              D
Hahaha gotta laugh
                           A
Someone please, give me a break
                    C#                            F#m
It’s written on my face, I wanna cry and eat some cake
                    D                         A
Try again tomorrow babe, I'm not killing it today
            C#                  F#m
No no no no no, no no no no no no
       D        
No no, no
                     A   F#m
I'm not killin' it today

F#m              E             
Accidentally I sneezed and peed little
        B       
Looked in the mirror and my eyes jiggled
         D                          E                   D
And it helps when you tell me I'm perfect but not this time
                E                                     F#m
Most days I’m hilarious, confident, and I don’t get jealous
   B                 F#m
And I'm sexy and I'm fun
D                  E                               F#m
Most days I'm affectionate and I love you like I invented it
   B                 F#m    B
I'm not usually this dumb, but

   A                     C#
I’m just not killin’ it today
                    F#m
No, today is not my day
               D
Hahaha gotta laugh
                            A
Someone please, give me a break
                     C#                           F#m
It’s written on my face, I wanna cry and eat some cake
                    D                         A
Try again tomorrow babe, I'm not killing it today
            C#                 F#m            
No no no no no, no no no no no no
       D      
No no, no
                     A
I'm not killin' it today
                         C#
I’m just not killin’ it today
                    F#m
No, today is not my day
              D
Hahaha gotta laugh
       A
Someone please, give me a break
                    C#                             F#m
It’s written on my face, I wanna cry and eat some cake
                    D                         A
Try again tomorrow babe, I'm not killing it today
            C#                 F#m
No no no no no, no no no no no no
       D
No no, no
                     A                 
I'm not killin' it today
            C#                 F#m
No no no no no, no no no no no no
       D
No no, no
                     A
I'm not killin' it today