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Should you ever settle down in the Sunshine State
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You should know of its tangled fate
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How the conquistador came down to Florida
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Long before it had a name
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The medicine man of the Seminole
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Knelt by the sacred flame and he cursed the soul of the
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Conquistador and his son, and his sons,
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and the young ones
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Of the Florida Man
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Down at the mall
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Where the boys crawl
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Ted makes love to a concrete wall
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His brother, Red, said his Uncle Ned
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Found Elvis in a loaf of bred
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High on meth, there's little Beth
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The neighbor's cat is on her breath
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Dan dreams he's got wings of fire
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He's waking' and shaking' on a power wire
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Slim sees his face on a moonlit wave
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He grabs a shovel, digs his own grave
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Lee hates plate glass, he drives right through it
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Said "Alice's caterpillar made him do it"
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A Miami Nurse snatches a purse
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Drives down the freeway in reverse
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Phil asks the cops to test his drugs
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After they find him hiding under a rug
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Don't you laugh it could be you
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The Florida curse always comes true
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You can jeer but you don't understand
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Any fragile soul
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Can be a Florida Man
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