Leaving Season chords

D                                Dmaj7
Is the Richard Gere-Gerbil story true?
                            D7
Who came third in World War Two?
                     G                   
Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
Gm                   D
These things i think about,
        A4
When im out, 
     A
With you

D                           Dmaj7
What are the holes in biros for?
                        D7
Which ones which in the Corrs?
                 G
Did Geoff Hurst really score?
Gm
Coz frankly your a bore,
       A4              A    
And im not,

F          G
And if its leaving season,
     C             Am
Your second on the bill,
F           G
If you wont leave me baby,
     C                F
I'll find someone who will,
        C          F
I tried love, im sorry,
        C 
I tried l-love,

D                    Dmaj7
Does God ever get it wrong?
                      D7
Where has Gary Barlow gone?
                        G
Why is Christmas day so long?
Gm
It just goes on and on,
    A4
And on,
A
Like you,

F                  G
And if its leaving season,
      C            Am
Your second on the bill,
F                    G
If you wont leave me baby,
              C
I'll find someone who will,
F
I tried love, im sorry,
C       F C 
I tried l-love,

F              G        C           Am
do do do do do do do do do do do do do
F              G        C
do do do do do do do do do
F
I tried love, im sorry,
C      F C
I tried love,

D                          Dmaj7
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
                        D7
D'ya think Adam fancied Eve?
                      G
What if Eve could not conceive,
Gm
And he had to breed with Steve,
            A4
We'd all be gay!